Static Resistor Decaf Water Processed Coffee
Decaf Dark Roast | Full Flavor | Zero Bitterness
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Colombian Decaf – Full Flavor, Zero Bitterness
Looking for a decaf that actually tastes great? You’ve found it. Our Colombian Decaf is decaffeinated naturally using pure water — no chemicals, no harshness. It’s smooth, rich, and satisfying with notes of toasted nut, cacao, and a subtle cherry finish.
Why You’ll Love It
- Chemical-Free Decaf: Naturally processed using only water — no solvents.
- Flavor-Focused: Smooth, bold taste with notes of cherry, toasted nut, and cacao.
- Brews Like Regular: Perfect for drip, French press, or even as a decaf espresso base.
Origin Details
- Origin: Colombia
- Process: Pure water extraction (chemical-free)
Full Flavor. Zero Caffeine.
Smooth, rich, and satisfying — without the jitters or the compromise.
"The best decaf I've ever had"
Colombian beans, water processed
Great coffee, anytime you want it
Wait — is this flavored coffee?
Nope. Just Great Decaf.
Here's what you might taste in each cup:
Nut
Natural Flavor. Not Flavored.
We don't add syrups, oils, or artificial anything. These tasting notes come naturally from the Colombian beans — the terroir, the altitude, and our air-roasting process.
Love adding your own flavors? This decaf is the perfect canvas for late-night lattes and Irish coffees.
Your palate, your experience — that's the beauty of great coffee.
No syrups. No weird stuff. Just decaf done right.
Perfect For
Full flavor, zero caffeine. Coffee freedom, anytime.
Evening Coffee Lovers
Enjoy a rich cup at 9 PM without staring at the ceiling all night.
Half-Caff Blenders
Mix with your favorite regular roast to dial in your perfect caffeine level.
Caffeine-Sensitive
All the flavor you love without the jitters, racing heart, or anxiety.
Health-Conscious
Water processed — no harsh chemicals. Just pure, clean decaf.
What's Inside Static Resistor
Dark, bold, and smooth — without the caffeine.
What's Inside
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100% Arabica coffee — Colombian beans, air-roasted
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Origin: Colombia
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Roast Level: Dark Roast
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Process: Water processed decaffeination
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Tasting Notes: Toasted Nut, Cherry, Cacao
What's NOT Inside
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No harsh chemicals — water processed, never solvent-based
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No caffeine — enjoy anytime without the jitters
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No burnt chaff or harsh, bitter aftertaste
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No stale beans sitting on store shelves for months
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No shortcuts — just coffee we're proud to put our name on
Us vs. Them
Not all decaf is created equal. Here's what sets us apart.
Gigawatt Decaf
Tastes like real coffee. Because it is.
- Water processed — no chemicals
- Dark roast with zero bitterness
- Roasted fresh & shipped fast
- Real people (hi, we're Jen & Eli!)
Grocery Store Decaf
Cheap, but tastes like cardboard
- Chemical solvents to remove caffeine
- Stale, sitting on shelves for months
- That weird "decaf" aftertaste
- Bitter, flat, lifeless flavor
Boutique Decaf
Good, but hard to find & pricey
- Limited selection, often sold out
- Decaf treated as an afterthought
- Usually only light roasts available
- Paying premium for the name
What Decaf Lovers Are Saying
118 Five-Star Reviews
"This is the best decaf I've ever had — notes of cherry and a smooth finish. I have it on auto ship because I love it so much. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality decaf!"
"Smooth, rich flavor — this has completely replaced Starbucks decaf for me. No bitterness, no weird aftertaste. Just really good coffee that happens to be decaf."
"I mix this with Kite & Key for the perfect half-caff brew. Best of both worlds! The decaf holds its own and doesn't taste like an afterthought. We go through a bag a week between my wife and I."